Bad Bunny, the Puerto Rican superstar, heir of Latin trap and reggaeton, and king of our hearts will finally perform in San Antonio Wednesday, September 7. If you got tickets, you’re sure to see fans of all stripes packing the Alamodome. After bypassing the Alamo City on his El Último Tour Del Mundo Tour earlier this year, Bad Bunny is here and already bar hopping around Bexar County ahead of his World’s Hottest Tour performance.
Whether you’re a longtime listener or a Bad Bunny novice, you may be wondering what Bad Bunny song speaks to you the most astrologically. While I am in no way a professional astrologer, I listen to a lot of Bad Bunny while I am exercising and like to intuit things.
If you haven’t yet adopted an anthem organically, then allow this helpful guide to carry you through Bad Bunny Day 2022.
What Bad Bunny song are you (according to the zodiac)
Aries (March 21 – April 19) ’25/8′
Aries are classic fire signs, and for them, this usually manifests in being bold and ambitious, unafraid to be number one. “25/8” finds Bad Bunny at his most bragadocious, revealing his drive for success and his penchant for wearing Louis Vuitton. He may be claiming that he’s still humble, but we can still see clearly that he knows something of his fate. With the 2020 YHLQMDLG release, he was on the precipice of world domination.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) ‘La Noche De Anoche’
Taurus are earth signs, essentially grounded in the material world, lovers of luxury and sensuality. With its slow, downtempo beat, Rosalia feature, and indulgent, sensual lyrics, suggesting a lover’s tryst that simply cannot be again (or can it?). “La Noche De Anoche” is totally a sensually-oriented Taurus song.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20) ‘Te Deseo lo Mejor’
There’s a moodiness here, the dissonance inherent to a Gemini is that they have so much going on they are split in two. “Te Deseo lo Mejor” shows Benito monologuing an apology to a girl he treated terribly. The narrator Bad Bunny knows he is supposed to bring her flowers, be a doting boyfriend, but he also claims he can’t, so he’s splitting for good.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22) ‘Dakiti’
Cancers are modeled after the hard-shelled crab, which live their days roaming the beach and the shore. They are intuitive for their connection to water and at once self-protective with a hard shell. “Dakiti” is a beachy song with a beachy music video set in the domain of the crab. In the song, Bad Bunny knows just by looking at his object of desire that she’s interested, revealing an intuition, but he doesn’t seem to be seeking anything too serious. Perhaps as a protective measure?
Leo (July 23 – August 22) ‘Yonaguni’
Leos notoriously love themselves, but they are also said to be passionate, loyal, and dramatic. “Yonaguni” is oozing with passion and self-centered fantasizing about a loyal romantic entanglement. Bad Bunny is bold, promising luxury gifts, mariachi serenades, and painting idyllic pictures of starting the year with his girl and a blunt. As we’ve learned from other Bad Bunny songs, we know he can’t always be the boyfriend he knows a woman deserves. Yet he still romantically indulges the fantasy.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22) ‘Me Porto Bonito’
Virgos are practical, logical earth signs who are often labeled as perfectionists. Well, “Me Porto Bonito” is maybe Bad Bunny’s most perfect song: perfect in its sheer success as a pop product. It’s viral all over TikTok, it has the most streams on Spotify. A Virgo would appreciate the success of such a project, and as an earth sign would appreciate the track’s lyrics detailing various earthly delights.
Libra (September 23 – October 22) ‘Si Veo A Tu Mama’
A hallmark of being a Libra is being well-balanced and symmetry seeking. “Si Veo A Tu Mama” is not a party song. It shows Bad Bunny processing a break-up six months later, approaching his feelings in an even-keeled sort of way. It feels sad, but it feels healthy. He’s not sending her Gucci bags and making grand proclamations, he’s asking her mom how she’s doing and sending her memes every now and then. He is trying to heal.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) ‘Vete’
Scorpios are known for being elusive and emotionally driven and complicated. Anecdotally, many of them tend to get scorpion tattoos, perhaps projecting a tough exterior. They are loyal, but can let their emotions get the best of them and they can sting. “Vete” is sort of a ruthless song, showing Bad Bunny as resentful about how a relationship has devolved.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) ‘Titi Me Pregunto’
Sagittarius people always seem to be on a quest for something…whether that be knowledge gained in books or knowledge gained through cycling through various romantic pursuits. In “Titi Me Pregunto,” basically Bad Bunny’s Mambo No. 5, he boldly proclaims he has one girlfriend today and will have another tomorrow. The quest for knowledge through beautiful ladies never ends!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) ‘Moscow Mule’
Capricorns are ambitious, they’ll set goals for themselves and achieve them. Bad Bunny is undeniably ambitious in “Moscow Mule.” While he may not be scaling Mount Everest, he is trying to charm a woman who doesn’t seem that interested in him into sleeping with. He’s setting a goal, he will probably achieve it.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) ‘La Santa’
Aquarius people tend to be clever, with a penchant for innovation. “La Santa” features the innovative Daddy Yankee who helped stoke the flames of reggaeton in the early aughts, turning it into the powerhouse it is today. A true Aquarius would appreciate that Bad Bunny decided to pay homage to his elder in this way, as they appreciate this sort of trail-blazing creation.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20) ‘Ojitos Lindos’
Pisces (like Benito) are intuitive, empathic and wise water signs. “Ojitos Lindos,” perhaps Bad Bunny’s most innocent and sweet romantic song, has depth. It expresses the wisdom that sometimes a gaze into the beautiful eyes of the apple of your eye can be enough. It can be everything for a moment.
